UFO 2023 Response!

 Hello friends, relatives, acquaintances new and old, I welcome you to Clockworks Security's discussion of recent airspace violations committed by unknown and unidentifiable craft over North American Airspace.  This discussion is intended as an initial response to these events.  It would be noted that Clockworks Security is administered from the Northwestern Region of The United States.  Three of these unknown craft were shot down in as many days over the U.S.A. and Canada by USAF fighter jets.  These pilots and their crews are to be congratulated on a job well done.  All military, emergency, and security personnel in all areas of concern are to be complimented for their performance and professionalism.  We at Clockworks Security thank them all for their efforts in this regard.  In the intermittent time between the final vehicle destruction and this post an exhaustive testing procedure has been conducted with the company's core systems.  In addition to this, all hardware and software assets are accounted for and deemed to be in functioning order.  All financial assets are tracked and secure.  The cyber, competitive, and communication components of this operation have all been checked and our functioning.  We have tracked anomalous usage and visitation across the greater satellite network and the results are currently undergoing further investigation.  However, there is no new or recent activity of significance to report.  It would seem that the general response of the company has been deemed adequate and for this reason Clockworks Security is recommending a resumption of normal behavior with a freshly vigilant outlook.  By going about our daily lives we will work together to show that national and international progress is both inevitable and unstoppable.  To those who would seek to disrupt, corrupt, and destroy our assorted ways of life we would state quite simply that we will not back down from our own advancement.  Clockworks would say this whether the culprits were real or artificial, human or beast, or even extraterrestrial.  This is because we can remain confident in our own integrity and technological expertise while relying on the greater spiritual work of a devout society to advance our cause.  Clockworks remains in position to deter future aggression and will work with the authorities to secure systems both real and virtual around the globe from unwarranted intrusion.  That is all for the present moment, and we thank you for your time and participation in this discussion.